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Things to contact me about:

  • Questions, concerns, or feedback regarding any of my existing or future books. If you happen to have any of my future books in your possession, I would appreciate a quick look at the funny bits.

  • Business inquiries that involve a material exchange of goods or services, at least some of which are not mine.

  • Funny jokes that you recently heard, or dire information regarding shadowy government agencies.

Things that I can do without:

  • Unsolicited advertisements regarding your own—undoubtedly impressive—products.

  • Long-winded ramblings about aliens, cultural appropriation, or my general lack of talent.

Thanks for submitting!

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