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Contact
Things to contact me about:
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Questions, concerns, or feedback regarding any of my existing or future books. If you happen to have any of my future books in your possession, I would appreciate a quick look at the funny bits.
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Business inquiries that involve a material exchange of goods or services, at least some of which are not mine.
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Funny jokes that you recently heard, or dire information regarding shadowy government agencies.
Things that I can do without:
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Unsolicited advertisements regarding your own—undoubtedly impressive—products.
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Long-winded ramblings about aliens, cultural appropriation, or my general lack of talent.
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