Contact

Things to contact me about:

• Questions, concerns, or feedback regarding any of my existing or future books. If you happen to have any of my future books in your possession, I would appreciate a quick look at the funny bits.

• Business inquiries that involve a material exchange of goods or services, at least some of which are not mine.

• Funny jokes that you recently heard, or dire information regarding shadowy government agencies.
   

Things that I can do without:

• Unsolicited advertisements regarding your own—undoubtedly impressive—products.

• Long-winded ramblings about aliens, cultural appropriation, or my general lack of talent.